Portmanteau

fuckingyelpers:

I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that this restaurant has carpet is disappointing and had a serious affect on the enjoyment of my meal. The service was fantastic, but the sound of their feet rubbing up against the carpet is like nails on a chalkboard. And all that static electricity?!?!
CARPET IS SO 1995, THREE STARS.

fuckingyelpers:

I take restaurant decor VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY and the fact that this restaurant has carpet is disappointing and had a serious affect on the enjoyment of my meal. The service was fantastic, but the sound of their feet rubbing up against the carpet is like nails on a chalkboard. And all that static electricity?!?!

CARPET IS SO 1995, THREE STARS.

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